It leaves the space for what I don’t know

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

people use "sensitive" like it's an insult. i'm sorry for spending my whole life giving a fuck i guess

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you