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#I just opened tumblr for the first time today and had like 30 new notes on my You Are A Regular Guy edit #everyone should watch this too #fandom: dirk gently #go check out my fanworks blog for more dghda derangement #someday everyone will watch Dirk Gently and only then will I rest

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un-monstre

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

witchesversuspatriarchy

me whenever the stars are visible

anywhoozles

ducttapealliance

Little hamsters big adventures

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takemebacktowheniwassane

absolutely going rabid, still, after weeks about them. anywho!

I was really self indulgent with this, don’t worry it’s gonna happen again

#the bonded pair thing is so real #art: dghda #fandom: dirk gently

dogpuppy

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

moisterpeggingchampion

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

dogpuppy

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

papasmoke

How committed are you to embarrassing yourself online?

im ready to die for this

pmamtraveller

By Jocelin Carmes

aueua

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

#I am acutely aware that after my mom dies they will hang out with each other but not me #my brother and I might meet up for lunch if we happen to be in the same place at the same time #he's a good dude we just don't have any particular connection #my sister has done horrible things way beyond how she treated me as a child #and I don't think I'll ever be able to respect her as a human being #I'm pretty sure she feels the same way about me even though unlike her I've never committed a war crime #(I mean this in a sickeningly literal sense)

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maryfitzroy

I think this middle aged mormon software engineer turned game show host would fit in on this webbed site send post

hellincarnation

“Are you a green flag?” “Are you a red flag?” bitch im a white flag 🏳️ i GIVE UP

gamechangershow

who did this

gamechangershow

hello???

#lmfao #this is incredible #dropout

theguywiththewhitespot

I wonder how many Grants Grant shot his shot with in the Grant room.

#dropout

senso1954

when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place

cuarthol

When a film or TV show claims to take place somewhere but you been there and it is your sacred duty as a view to say “no the hell that is not there.”

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speciesbarocus

Roman mosaic floor discovered under a vineyard in Negrar di Valpolicella, Veneto.

birdsquirrel

#something about this really gets to me #how if you get enough dirt on your floor it just becomes the ground #and eventually someone is trying to farm in your living room

nettlewildfairy

quick question why does your cat command you to print something on the printer

he really likes to watch the printer print. It seems like he thinks there’s some kind of creature in there that I have the mysterious power to summon that he can then hunt for sport?

he sticks his entire arm inside the printer and breaks it if I don’t put some kind of physical burrier between him and the printer but like he purrs so loud when it starts printing and will beg harder for people to print things than he will for treats.

he just loves hunting the printer so much. he even tried to climb inside the place the paper comes out of the printer when he was a kitten.

No matter where he is in the apartment if the printer makes a noise he sprints full speed. He also knows which button to press to get the printer to print like the ink levels info and alignment sheet, so you have to make sure it’s off or locked up or he will print nonstop himself and then attack the printer and jam it.

is it inconvenient that my cat is obsessed with the printer? yes, but damn if it’s not also adorable.

I don’t actually have a ton of photos of him sticking his whole arm in there though because stopping him from jamming the printer is usually a task that involves all of my arms and also all of my roommates arms.

nettlewildfairy

Thinking about the post because I had to unplug the printer today because he broke into the closet and printed the info sheet 3 times in a row and did bite me when I tried to stop him

The face of a boy who is sulking because I expelled him from the printer closet.

nettlewildfairy

the good news is that my cat is so happy, the bad news is that my sticker cutting machine that I got recently instils the same curiosity and lust for violence in my cat that my printer does so no matter what I do I will not know a moments peace.

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