wow yes okay thank you that was very enthused

Hey hey don’t cry. Character who destroys themself in the end for nothing

One of my parents' new cats is not interested in laps, but she did sit on my dad's lap for a while when he sat in Her Chair. So I sat in Her Chair and sure enough, she graced my lap for like 10 minutes. However I could not tell if she was enjoying the lap experience at all or merely tolerating me as an additional layer between her and Her Chair. I received a definitive answer a few hours later when I happened to be passing by the chair and she zoomed over and hopped onto it in a posture I can only describe as defensive.

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I'd summon twin scythes

really cool

Cats that are REALLY human socialized and tolerant of touching are so funny. You can just grab them and pick them up. Boneless. Squish their little face in your hand. They love it. But what's funnier is when you get used to one of those and then absentmindedly pet a normal cat weirdstyle and they're like MYAGH?? & you're just like ykw you're right my bad girl

Grabbing a cat and kind of wiggling it back and forth will have wildly varying results depending on if the cat is normal or boneless

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

Am I like the only one who fully gained consciousness at 2?? Okay yeah sure I can’t remember basically anything from 2020-2023 but that’s not really the point

I think so, I was in my googoogaga era until 5 or 6

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

Me at 43: I want to find a pillow that doesn't make my neck hurt after a nap.

me (never reaching out, logging off for days at a time, horrible at responding to asks, forgets all tag games): i do consider all of you my friends 🥺