wow yes okay thank you that was very enthused

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My name was Mitya Ivanovich of Ryazan. I was nine winters old when I died. In 1353 winter came early. The boyars took our grain, the wolves took our goats, and hunger took our minds. One night, I was sent to fetch water from the well. I leaned too far and saw my reflection tremble. Then the rope snapped. The well was bottomless, or so they said. They found my boots days later, frozen solid and standing upright like a man still waiting for spring. If you read this far, it’s too late to pretend you didn’t. You have until the next cockcrow to send this message to 10 villagers or one tax collector. A boyar’s son once received this message carved on birch bark. He laughed, said peasants have no ghosts, and burned it in his hearth. That night, his estate flooded with boiling kvass. A widow in Novgorod copied this tale and sent it to 12 others. The next morning, her cow gave birth to triplets. All healthy. She named them Mitya, Mitya, and Mitya. I still look over their bloodline. Send this to 10 people if you don't want to end up like the boyar's son. Your time starts now

@identifying-planes-in-posts ?

Piper PA-23 Aztec

Okay but HOW is the plane?

having a little swim 🤗💦🏖️🐬

Okay but WHERE is the plane?

Freeport, Bahamas, January 30, 2004

Okay but WHY is the plane?

Engine failure at low altitude (all four occupants uninjured)

if you're disappointed with Taylor Swift's new album just a reminder that all profits from streaming The Slur Song go towards me purchasing an egg salad sandwich

20,000 notes and i'll buy the mayonaise

Um, ACTUALLY this post is extremely misleading, since there are receipts proving that you previously donated $2016 to a charity for homeless LGBT teens and did not buy ANY egg salad sandwiches at all. Clearly not ALL proceeds are going towards egg salad sandwiches and I just think we should be very careful about which artists we choose to support.

I'm sorry

The best apology is changed behavior. Eat an egg salad sandwich right now to redeem yourself

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

#my brain deciding what information to retain

sometimes a bug lands in my drink and I say "bro is in my drink" which evolved into "there is a brother in my drink" but that feels vaguely assumptive so now I on occasion say "there is a sister in my drink" whenever a very confused fly decides to take a dip. you too can practice feminism in everyday life

How did that evolve into there is a brother in my drink

brother is a nicholasname for bro

there's a LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER in my drink