An Attempt at Something

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

i love unhinged women but i also love women who try so fucking hard to be hinged. clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy

"Im not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward

"Im the bigger person" I'm 150cm tall. Give me the gun bitch

THIS IS SO CUTE

[image description: the back of a light brown dog who is wearing a black service dog vest with four patches referencing the game “among us”. the patches read: “There is a SERVICE DOG Among Us” with the red astronaut, “Don’t talk to the dog - SHHHHHH!” with the red astronaut holding up a finger for quiet, “I’m just doing my tasks” with a partially-filled green progress bar, and “Don’t be sus” with three icons: a crossed out hand (don’t touch), a crossed out speech bubble (don’t talk), and a crossed out camera (don’t take pictures). end id]

If your nose is currently unblocked and not runny, take a moment to appreciate it. Wow look at you breathing in with both nostrils and not having to blow your nose every two minutes! You must be so proud of yourself! I’m proud of you too bud, have fun with your clear nose, you deserve it.

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