Too Weird to Live, Much too Rare to Die.

Instagram is depressing. I prefer tumblr where everyone is upfront about their misery and constant desire to die

protect her

im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times

now you gotta beat your own ass

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

oops

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

@lisawilbourn can u confirm?

Tbh I never read Gifted Kid™ Angst as “I’m no longer special” but more like “I had unrealistically high academic expectations put upon me at a very young age and learned to measure my worth by academic success and as a consequence constantly feel as if I’m not good enough”

Also we never had to study or try very hard in earlier grades, so by the time we get to high school or college, our skills have plateaued and we have no study skills to fall back on whatsoever. We go from excelling with no effort to failing and having no idea how to catch up.

Also, once you are out of school, there are no more academic tests with which to prove your own worth to yourself. This only heightens the sinking sensation of ‘I am not good enough.’

@relevanttosomeone

hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven haha ? hey babe did you see a god in heaven haha ?? hey babe is There even a god at all??Does life have a point????Babe?????? Or are we all just pointless machines in an uncaring universe ????????????? Babe ??????????????

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

“Drink With Me” from Les Mis is the darkest version of cracking open a cold one with the boys.

“Drink With Me” from Les Mis is the darkest version of cracking open a cold one with the boys.

holy shit i think you just cracked the linguistic case of the era

It is a little Anxious, said I, to be a Very Tired Grad Student Entirely Surrounded By Half-Written Research Papers.