Me, Her, and The Moon

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

Trying to rewatch teen wolf and forced to remember Stiles is not the main character and they hated Derek. Reading sterek fics immediately afterwards to heal from that mess

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

'dating rules' are so fucking stupid btw. "don't talk too much about your hyperfixation on a first date, it'll scare them off!!" it'll only scare them off if they're a coward. Someone worthy of my affections will listen to me talk about my goal of visiting every whale exhibit with a life-sized effigy of a whale in it in the world for a solid half-hour and come away from that experience desiring me carnally.