Derek loves Stiles

Like Stiles wants Derek to spank him and Derek just lands the hardest smack, way way too hard, like it echoes through the loft, and Stiles is like “OW!!?? WHAT THE FUCK DEREK” and Derek is just confused and a little startled like “you said you wanted me to—” “NOT WITH WEREWOLF STRENGTH, YOU DICK” “I AM A WEREWOLF STILES”. In other words, the mood = dead

And then another time, Stiles handcuffs Derek, and it’s actually pretty hot. Derek is getting into it. But then Stiles ruins it by turning it into some kind of cop play, which is not Derek’s thing at all. Stiles trying to dirty talk by saying something about a full body search and Derek is like “nope. Nope nope nope”. He’s been arrested one too many times already. No thank you. Once again, the mood = dead.

Stiles insisting he wants to sub and then just plain refuses to do what Derek says. “take off your clothes” “don’t tell me what to do”. Derek just sighing because what the fuck. No one’s getting off that night either.