brilliant years

Explaining Machineries of Empire calendrical rules by saying “if it was during daylight savings time, and you drove into one of the states where they don’t observe it, your car would immediately explode” 

me seeing that new “murderbotpolls” blog: ok rjalker 🤪

And then it becomes part of the environment, That’s Just Where it Lives, until a bout of cleaning hyperfixation where you have to concentrate really hard on The Thing and the curse is broken.

The pillow has been behind the radiator for a solid two months

this is exactly what its like and i dont fucking know how to explain this to neurotypicals in a way theyll understand

ich glaube das wetter hat vergessen dass es bei pride month ums schwul sein geht und nicht darum wie unglaublich schwül es sein kann.

Tumblr users will say "queer history" and mean "midcentury archival records from a specific US-American city that I have extrapolated into a universal mythos" and not even blink

"learn your queer history" I am from fucking INDIA

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

watches project hail mary. fucking loves it. finds out the whole thing was done with practical sets/puppets and minimal CGI. starts reading the book. gets on tumblr to see what people are saying. they are headcanoning ryland grace as aroace and talking about the power of friendship. they are calling the genre “cosmic hope”. chat we fucking won

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

gumo meine freunde was passiert grade in deutschland gibt mir updates

ich weiß, dass es wieder warm ist, wenn dieser Post wiederbelebt wird

ughhh does anyone have any actual experience with this or are we just whispering sweet nothings to each other endlessly in the mists of time