Heart of Steel

let's get uncomfortably squashed by mama

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

oh my god i just remembered the chainsmoking catgirl anime is out now. TO ME, MY TORRENTS

cigarette catgirlfailure anime episode 1 review: if you like raunchy gross out stuff and "it IS rotten work. like i'll do it but christ alive" sister relationships then you'll like this

Any ship can be problematic if you just give me a second-