Heart of Steel

need this to go with my "expensive and difficult" trucker hat

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

#it's a good thing he teaches middle schoolers #bc if he was teaching any younger he'd be saying shit like “okay guys say goodbye to the fighter jet!" #and half the science team would respond “goodbye fighter jet!” tags via @hylasregilla

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

(schaut sich eine polyam dreiecksbeziehung an) okay, und wer von euch ist die maus, wer ist der elefant und wer ist die ente?

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

they need to invent smudge proof glasses cause i am so tired of it

I need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) see terrible things happen to Friedrich Merz