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not a girlboss, not a girlfailure, but a secret third thing

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I don’t care if anyone else made an audio YTP of this legendary post before me
Every fandom has a designated punching bag. What kind are you? *extremely loud clown honking* remember this ain't that serious
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ohhhh my god this is a puggle from an Australian 90's small chain shop called 'The Lost Forest'. Inside it was dark, densely decorated with leaves, and had a talking tree. You didn't buy a puggle (or a fruggle, or the other beasts), you 'adopted' them, and when you paid, the shop attendant would send them down a slide to you.
Pictured: the wack-ass tree, puggles on the ceiling waiting to be adopted, and a fruggle on the ground. There were also those possum things but I forgor what they were called. Everything came with a little lore card. Puggles and fruggles came in all different sizes, and EVERYONE coveted the huge puggles, but who has that kind of cash to throw around??
Additionally, puggles had whiskers! But due to them being toys, they'd fall off or get pulled out. They were filled with stuffing and some bean type material to give them weight (similar to beanie babies). You could absolutely huck one of these bad boys at your friends.
usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed
tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.
with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best
I've got to find myself more macrophage
Now Hiring: macrophages
immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

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starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque
they cant even find beauty in fat ppl
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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
Get ready for another year of confused Muslim cats, folks!!!
Ramadan 2026 starts on Feb 17!!!
me but this didn’t happen to me. beautiful. thank you

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Guys I was GIDDY with excitement when I realized the stick is how they figure out the standing-up perspective!!! I always figured people doing this stuff just had magical perspective powers but that makes SO MUCH SENSE what a cool tool!!! Amazing job!
what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
if I were an English teacher I would print this out and put it onto the wall next to a "reading is poggers" poster
how about you look at Penny + her Xmas gifts Dec. 25, 1966 and maybe you’ll calm down

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this feels like a tip of the iceberg of an absolutely batshit rabbit hole kind of situation
why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck
are you sure it's a spider?
yes i am it looks like this
oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.
why is it in my room
and why do you know what it tastes like
@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like
nom nom.
yummy yummy in my tummy tummy
when and why did you eat a wolf spider
band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.
the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.
why was your solution to eat them
i mean, no one else was gonna.