weird, deranged, & cringe

you may not see it yet, but everything is quietly aligning in your favor.

“The axe forgets, but the tree remembers” is typically a very true statement. Unless, of course, you have moral ocd, in which case the axe has been haunted for weeks and the tree does not remember or care. In fact, many sources report that the axe, which is actually a plastic butter knife, has never been anywhere near a forest. And also there is no tree.

i wonder if im known for anything as a mutual

Everyone defending this is weird as shit. "What if he wanted a father-son relationship" what makes a father-daughter relationship inherently different?There's no guarantee that a son would like sports or fishing or hunting or what the fuck ever, and no guarantee that a daughter wouldn't like any of those things.

You're either pro-choice or you shut your damn mouth. "Well I think-" bitch I don't care! I don't need your useless opinion. Just shut up.