making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going âyou know who else partied? our lord and saviorâ
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making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going âyou know who else partied? our lord and saviorâ

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sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever
to quote someone who was a genius on bluesky:
Can you take Elon Musk?
Yes
No
Yeah, in a fight
Still no
nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au
which of the overly ornate pins do you want?
flower
dragon
fish
unicorn

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Fuck marry kill: bread pasta rice
Fuck marry kill: bread pasta rice
fuck bread/marry pasta/kill rice
fuck bread/marry rice/kill pasta
fuck pasta/marry bread/kill rice
fuck pasta/marry rice/kill bread
fuck rice/marry bread/kill pasta
fuck rice/marry pasta/kill bread
ALRIGHT, the final showdown for march!
the enamel pin set should be
three of the overly ornate baroque designs
three of the dogs
Never kill yourself.
when i say i like hiking, i donât mean âeight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beaconâ sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.
this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, itâs very fun, but i mostly just need to lower peopleâs expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine
"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."
#you gotta be more specific man#Hobbits are specifically famous for two Really Long Walks
Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted

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shaking women by their shoulders with all my strength, screaming YOU DONT NEED TO GET PERMISSION TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE!!!!
you can choose to break up with someone for any reason. and itâs your choice. youâre allowed. you donât need to ask for permission. you donât even need to do it in person. you wonât get in trouble. in fact, most of the time youâll be in trouble for fucking staying.
they donât even have to suck! you can just be tired! or bored! or want to be single! you donât have to stay with a person you donât want to be with because they âare such a good person and havenât done anything wrongâ!
WHY DO I KEEP TALKING TO WOMEN WHO ARE STUCK IN RELATIONSHIPS THEY DONT WANT TO BE IN
with no-fault divorces currently on the fucking chopping block, we really need to start telling young women that they have autonomy when it comes to their romantic relationships.
no, you donât have to date that guy just cuz he wants to date you.
no, you donât have to stay with her because she doesnât want to break up.
no, you donât have to keep dating them even though they havenât cheated/abused you/whatever horrible thing is your only reference for ending a relationship.
this is basic info, but youâd be surprised at how many women donât understand this, or feel like itâs not true.
and before ANYONE says that this goes for everyone, not just women, yes of course it does. anyone of any gender can suffer from this.
but letâs not deny that women are taught this shit from a young age. be virtuous, forgiving, kind, soft, turn the other cheek, itâs just cuz heâs a man and youâre a girl and you donât understand. stay with him or youâre a bitch.
now I'm curious as to how the Theraprism would actually attempt to help/treat Aku, since he is, unlike most of their patients, literally made of pure evil
characters that are literally ontologically evil are fascinating to me. like, how they function psychologically. especially when we get a character like aku who's clearly much more a person than an abstract concept, and yet is Made Of Evil.
but i'm not here to write that essay, i'm here to make jokes. They probably treat him something like this.
when you're in a villain rehabilitation program in what's called the dimensional tyrant ward, it takes a lot to be one of the patients that the staff calls "a menace," but somehow i think aku and bill could manage. Nobody should teach these two how to weaponize therapyspeak.
but likeâlisten, I'm of the opinion that the Theraprism is incompetent and ineffective. I'm leery of the credentials of any psychiatric hospital that uses solitary confinement & sensory deprivation as a punishment. But I also think that if a crappy but well-intended hospital has hold of an immortal patient for long enough, eventually they might get something right.
I'm also of the opinion that after several thousand years, Aku is no longer 100% pure evil, but instead 90% evil/10% just some guy.
@nebulasreblogs said: Perhaps that 10% Just Some Guy came from that elixir that Jack's father used in an attempt to destroy the Evil, which instead gave it sapience and spawned Aku
I'm forever thinking about the fact that Aku's first ever words were "You! Thank you!" If nothing else, the potion gave him manners.
But nahâjokes aside, if we're looking at Aku as "90% evil, 10% just some guy," I don't think it was the potion that gave him that 10%. I think that, at the moment he gained life, he was still 100% pure evil. (Pure evil with good manners, but I guess manners must be morally neutral.)
I think it was time and experience. He started out as pure evilâbut 17 years later, after fighting Jack, now he's pure evil... plus fear of death via magic swordâwhich i'm pretty sure is the first trait we see him possess that isn't "evil," "enjoying being evil," or "unexpectedly polite."
A few thousand years later, he's pure evil... plus guy who acts in fast food commercials, plus guy who has learned European fairy tales and wants to tell stories to children, plus guy who hates getting mud on the rug after it's been vacuumed, plus guy who's miserable and whiny and lethargic when he gets a cold, plus guy who does stupid victory dances when his enemy loses his sword, plus guy who knows how to use the phrase "this is a safe space," plus guy who thinks he has an account in the computer but honestly sounds pretty dubious about it and would have no idea how to locate it if presented with the computer, plus guy who hides in bed when he's depressed, plus guy who's unexpectedly stoked to find out he's a girl dad, plus guy who's polite to employees on the phone.
He violates as many promises as he can, and that's evil; but when an injured minion gives him good news, he rewards the minion by repairing his body, and that's not evil. Scaramouche insists Aku will pay off his bills like he's sure it's true, and if he's Aku's #1 assassin, he must have been working for him for long enough to see whether or not Aku actually pays off his debts and rewards his underlingsâand so, he must be paying debts and rewarding underlings.
When he takes hostages, people do what he says for the hostages' safety, which means he must not have a reputation for killing all hostages so don't even bother giving him what he wantsâwhich means, sometimes, he must let the hostages go.
He makes choices to be less evil out of self-interest, and I think he probably learned to do that with time. Because if he killed every hostage and never rewarded his assassins, eventually nobody would work for him.
Just within the fifty year span of the show, we see him go from guy who doesn't understand the purpose of stretching and how it works to guy who starts his mornings by stretching. We see him change over time.
The potion gave him life and personhood, and with personhood he gained the potential to be Just Some Guy. But the potion didn't give him guy-ness. He gained guy-ness with experience. He does Evil but now, after several thousand years of interacting with the world, he also just does Stuff. The purity of his evil has been diluted by the mundanity of existing in the world.
(You could also make the argumentâas I've seen some people doâthat Aku was never inherently evil; rather, he was just an unthinking thing that devoured with no moral alignmentâis quicksand "evil"? is a tar pit "evil"?âand thus when he gained thought he could have been anything he wanted. But because he was told from birth that he's evil, that's what he became. The emperor told the poison-tree-monster that he meant to destroy him before the poison-tree-monster announced his name is "Evil."
Personally, I think there's room to textually support the argument, but "normal person comes to believe they're evil because they're told they were" doesn't compel me narratively the way "no this person actually was legitimately born evil" does. The first one is too realistic, it happens, there are people like that walking around right now. There's nobody who's born literally evil, and that fantastical element is what intrigues me. He's literally pure evil... and therefore, what are the limitations on his actions that humans don't have? He's literally pure evil... and therefore, how does he live a full successful life when he has to deal with the consequences of his own actions? How can he be pure evil and not destroy the things he wants to keep? How does he strike that balance, if, unlike humans, he doesn't have the free will to do good? He's literally pure evil... and therefore, is it possible for him to be anything else? How? Would he ever want to be? Why?)
"casual" as an insult is really funny tbh. hey everybody this guy plays games for fun. they like to relax and have a good time
IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it
#'this is so illegal/toxic/unhealthy'#yeah bestie thats why im reading about it instead of doing it

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bill cipher...in 3D?? yeah, sorry guys I put him there...
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