I'd rather be a frog

we are in a true love recession

I can't wait until I can make cookies and pies again

Lets stay in touch i would like to link up with our connections on the subject when its all said and done

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

One of the first things I ever posted on this website, in 2013 lol. I made a bunch of art by cutting up cereal boxes

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog

how my foot feels after i sit cross legged and motionless for hours on end

The near-to-total lack of pattern is almost an accomplishment in itself really

I'm torn between thinking 'this is a magical IRL shitpost' and 'what arse tiled a bathroom like my migraines?'

This is what my muscles feel like 24/7.

i tthought this was qr codes

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.