stupid man thing im fuckin ballin

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

Women hate it when you kill their dog. Come to think of it, so do men and non-binary folk. Honestly it might not be a gendered thing

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.