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If anyone wanted to murder me all they would have to do is make art of one of the stupid things I say and tag me. I would see it and the feedback would cause my brain to implode, killing me instantly.

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zillychu

now I'm not exactly a pro at Mandarin. but I'm pretty sure this isn't an accurate translation for a miniature cake mold

zillychu

u know what that's ok I'll just take a look at the baby seal themed cake mold, I'm sure that one's f

catchymemes

musingsofaraven

Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying

You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video

And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter

Sound definitely needs to be on

i-llbedammned

Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.

hyperactivehedgehog

It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom

erebus0dora

it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now

lowestechelonabomination

going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me

it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying

“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“

luxmoogle

I'M GOING TO PUKE

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j151ek2rYs0

luxmoogle

I got an actual headache from this the shock was too real

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separatethingy

KH4 IN DIRECT!?!?!?!?

write-on-world

downton-not-downtown-smh

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

judasconcrete-deactivated202306

blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays

sprachgefuehle

blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels

hearteyedraccoon

blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories

unscharf-an-den-raendern

von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel

dichterfuerstin

Don Blorbo from my opera

toomanystoryideas

błórbżo from my polish poetry

velociraptrix

blorbocles from my ancient greek epics

amarguerite

Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels

stripedroseandsketchpads

Blorbio from my early modern plays

stripedroseandsketchpads

Assembling some more from the notes:

stripedroseandsketchpads

And the kicker:

lastvalyrian

useless rosetta stone

leseigneurdufeu

any user from another app seeking to come on Tumblr should have to read that first, in order to prepare them for the horrors

fantasmadelaciudad

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

fantasmadelaciudad

like this shouldnt be possible.

sillyspirit

Every part of Vegas feels like it's pulled out of fiction and is Incredibly off-putting. It's a major city in the middle of one of the world's most inhospitable deserts

Its famous for recreating other world landmarks on a small scale. It uses this as a trap to bait people into making life ruining decisions. It's motto is essentially "never speak of what happened here". Fucked up

sakana-no-yama

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linkeduniverse

North West basement 3

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omnybus

I think what I love most about mythology is that the “Trickster God/Spirit” is an archetypical character found in almost every body of folklore. It’s like “Oh, here’s our God of the Sun, our God of the Sea, our God of Fertility, and our God of Being A Wretched Little Gremlin Who Causes Problems On Purpose”

hugevampiretits

hes so real

luxmoogle

Chibi Sora~

blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

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