1/3 fewer cries than the leg

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

Cute gender neutral things to call your partner

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

if you think about it, Anakin IS the guy who goes "if anything happens to her I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself"

he's more like "if anything happens to her, I'll kill everyone in this room and then the next room and the next room and the n-"

padme is in one of those rooms

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened", ; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

to people that hide contraband in their assistive devices. to people that do party tricks they arent supposed to and people who will spit on you if you ask them to do party tricks. to people that weaponise the infantalisation of disabled people for their own purposes (theft et. al.). to the people who "misuse" their medication and people who dont take it at all. to my mother, who takes out her hearing aids when she doesnt want to hear shit anymore but will still pretend to be listening so you dont catch on. to people who sleep all the time and to people with "abnormal" circadian rhythms who are unwilling to alter their sleep/wake cycle to best appeal to societal (and moral) expectations. to people that complain loudly about inaccessibility and refuse to try and "make it work". to people that charge money for invasive questions and people that pretend not to understand the question at all.

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[ID: A reply by @ theotherwesley that says: It will appeal to one man 10,000 times more than the average person, skewing the statistics somewhat. End ID]

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt