You'll know it when you see it

Killed this ant that came in the kitchen and the next day it came right back but it was holding a needle. Killed it again and it came back the next day wearing a cape and then I noticed I had a giant HP bar labeled KITCHEN BEHEMOTH and I was like man cmon dont call me that

it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

the "tallest waterfall in the world" thing is by far the funniest lie told by lumon im genuinely not sure it can be topped

The print!!

They just made Tally Hall for ants and My Chemical Romance for mice & They made a couple of other animals other music too if anyone was wondering but i dont think anyone was wondering but i will list them anyway, they made Pink Floyd for tigers, they made Radiohead for ants again, they made IGORRR and Venetian Snares for one singular gorilla who's just a bit different from the rest. They made Machine Girl for a specific type of amoeba but it was only one album and the species went extinct before they could discover more. They made The Notorious B.I.G for chickens & other farm animals. They made a new band with a name that we can't pronounce for an insect we haven't discovered yet. They made Ween for sea sponges but it's a different band called Ween that was formed in a garage during the later half of 2017, which is honestly quite a feat cause not many people are making bands these days. They made Kate Bush for herding dogs, Janelle Monae for robot herding dogs. And they made drops of water dance to the intricacies of Bach but not Mozart they find him overrated. They made Radiohead for anteaters. They made Stardew Valley meets Quake in a charming new indie game free on steam. They made KMFDM for monkeys. They made Imagine Dragons for horses but they all smashed the record with their hooves. They made Sufjan Stevens for dyoplosauri but they went extinct before they could discover it. They made Cavemen Banging on Stones with Sticks for other Cavemen. They even made Beatles for beetles, predictable as that may be.