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I still get pissy every time I see an illustration like
because THAT! IS NOT! PROPORTIONAL! That is not an accurate diagram!!!
Here! Here is an actual image captured by the OSIRIS-REx spacecraft. THIS is what the distance between the Earth and the Moon actually looks like:
Hey OP, have you ever heard of the If The Moon Were Only 1 Pixel website? :)
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And who could forget that moment of Thor in Infinity War
"You better lie down, 'cause the angels are watching,"
"Quit the talking. You can hurt me, do whatever you like.β
sith!obikin (vaderwan?? i'm not sure lol) loving my hc where obi-wan probably gets really violent every time anakin is not behaving or "disobeying"...or just for the fun of it (and anakin both love and hate it)

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the boy with the thorn in his side
Oh wowπ
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Slave dancer Anakin with Leia's palette
*passionately thinks about story instead of writing it*

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?
Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:
βI TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldnβt do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will ππ But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. Whatβs that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-β
This is also the fantasy behind all those old bodice-ripper romances that people today like to mock or call problematic, by the way.
βOh, my next forty years are going to consist of nothing but washing dishes and keeping house and bearing children for the disdainful man I married right out of high school because my parents said college was for men and I had no other obvious life path open to me? What if a pirate captain thought I was worth stealing away from it all? [what if I ran away but no-one could blame me for leaving]?β
Inspired by this post byΒ @peridotite XD