I'm So Sorry

Me and th skeleton in my pitch black dungeon cell are getting White girl Wasted 2night off the tainted water that drip from the ceiling

food would be nothing without ingredients

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

i bet getting dismembered by four horses feels really good for like a quarter of a second

if I were on a roadtrip and saw a roadside fruit stand with exorbitant pricing I'd go "this is highway strawberry!" but that's never happened so I I haven't said that.

Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends

I ❤️ bitching and moaning

i love saying something irrelevant and unrelated