i’ll never make it on my own

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

indeed.com jobs for girls who have a personality people either adore or despise

one million dollar pay

It's crazy that I used to live without the saluting emoji

you will never catch me complaining about an actress on a tv show having an imperfectly concealed pregnancy or a character going on a sudden trip somewhere while her actress is on maternity leave. so many actresses (and women working in any other field) are fired, punished and pressured into making reproductive decisions for their employers' convenience & if i have to try a bit harder to suspend my disbelief then that's absolutely what i'm going to do if it means people are getting to exercise reproductive & bodily autonomy without punishment

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

welcome to my twisted ankle

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

@seananmcguire

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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