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when i see a truck im like. thats a truck. when i see a cement mixer, my blank eyes begin to glow

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

even non gamers have been shocked to death by this beautiful eel

anyway what’s the best book you’ve ever read and yes if you say some YA shit i will kill a hostage.