(do you realize? do you realize?)

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

men will say anything before they utter the words prostate orgasm

hey, don't cry. 40,000 in small bills in the bag, alright? quickly

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

They should make more music from 2008

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

fuck it we ball <- neither fucking nor balling

blood is so cool

its like a magic liquid that keeps you alive. AND its bold red like the most cuntservy color possible and a little blood on the outside of your body and everyone’s attention is on you. It commands the room. AND it tastes good

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

It was the terror of knowing what this world is about