I love beer woman and death . But i eat veggie burgers if that’s ok with you

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

Sorry i dont blog much these days because my mad scientist alter has us working on the death ray

Stop normalizing football

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

theres a beautiful new rumour about town and theyre calling it a friday

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger