kabedon corleone

critically consume my problematic dick and balls

oh rhino we're really in it now

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

the princess demands a kissie. AND ALSO. a hug. AND. 5 hours of cuddling !

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

you’re a sexual pervert

yes

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

last chance

Being critical of your interests is sooooo fun when you have the critic gene & then you sound kind of insane to the average tv watcher when you're like "this is my favorite show, It's Racist" & then you try to clarify what you mean & get that [Speech (legendary) - FAILURE] "the racism is really interesting though"

[Speech (legendary) - SUCCESS] I find the sociopolitical context of pulpy old sci-fi born circa the civil rights movement really fascinating to analyze especially when it was progressive for its time but still reveals the writers' unexamined biases in the subtext

There should be more types of ovation. Spinning, prone, supplicating. We have barely scratched the surface of ovation techniques.