kabedon corleone

critically consume my problematic dick and balls

colette from ratatouille should dump that chump and get with a real woman like me

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

It looks like admiration but she's actually just hitting that man with psychic feminization beams.

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

i need to get back in the sorceress mindset

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

publications aimed at people with direct material interests in what's being reported on + the budget to pay for accuracy are great information sources to get without paying for them but the mismatch between the intended audience and I really is pretty funny sometimes.

new uterine lining just dropped

If onion and garlic were girls, I would let them frot inside my mouth.