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Wait this one’s even better. It literally isn’t an option.

So now he’s crashing out over Anne Hathaway saying trans people are human beings

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

Has anyone spit realer fax

SPARTA, OH—Noting that her desires were becoming increasingly less subtle, local man Tommy Hull confirmed Monday that his girlfriend, Bess Glickstein, kept dropping hints about wanting a 17-hectare mausoleum complex. “We’ll be out to dinner or having a drink with friends and any time the conversation turns to end-of-life planning she can’t help but mention that she’s always imagined her final resting place would be inside a massive edifice overflowing with granite and marble,” said Hull, telling reporters that Glickstein could not so much as pass by a pillar these days without reminding him that a pair of 200-foot-high obelisks would be the perfect thing to flank the arched entryway of her burial chamber.

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

friend just handed me the most insane shit

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

Don't worry, I got you!

The most tonally incoherent movie night ever.

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing