I wanna listen to Yes Chef w Shawn Hatosy so badly like the little hauex that I am, but I was a professional chef and worked in many restaurants and it will never, ever be sexy to me 🤣 Immediate mood killer.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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The Bowery Presents
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Keni
NASA
YOU ARE THE REASON
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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I wanna listen to Yes Chef w Shawn Hatosy so badly like the little hauex that I am, but I was a professional chef and worked in many restaurants and it will never, ever be sexy to me 🤣 Immediate mood killer.

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never ever getting over robby counting out his pittlings in the background 😭😭😭😭
am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

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KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989)
I have so many dumb shower thoughts but I don't feel like any of my friends like me enough to enjoy any of them right now
Writing multiple letters to the MLA to coin a verb for penetrating someone with a dildo- 'to dild'; dilding, dilds, dilded.
Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”
Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.
Tumblr writers talking about pudgy tummies when it's literally just a normal human stomach
Like, do they Know™️ and it's just wishful thinking, or do they not Know™️ And they genuinely believe that is anything other than a Not Pudgy tummy
I need a father. I need a mother. I need some older, wiser being to cry to. I talk to God, but the sky is empty.
~ Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

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People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.
Jack + Dark(ness)
@thepittmonth > week 1: parallels, callbacks, and themes helping/healing hands
*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.
See him sweeties
He's so sweeties!
Now see him fabulous
Now see him. In the dark.
My pet comma/kidney bean/some sort of slug
See him shrimp!

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Last song: So Easy by Olivia Dean
Currently Watching: The Pitt, X Men '97 as soon as it comes out
Current Obsession: Way too much shit that is getting in the way of me doing normal shit 😵💫
Currently Working On: Not really technically working on anything- I have ideas for a bunch of Beast/Wolverine/Deadpool things, a M*A*S*H modern pandemic AU, lots of Pitt stuff
Currently Wearing: The shortest shorts I own and a cami- There is a massive heatwave in PA, and our AC is dead. I am weak.
Last Google Search: 'Petfinder'- Not really sure why that is a search and not an address 🤔 But my husband and I just got approved for an apartment, so I'm looking at options.
Favorite Flower: A lily of the valley 🥰 A completely unmatched scent, they remind me of home bc they grow in our driveway, and they attract minimal pests. I also love lilacs.
People I'd like to answer this:
@sp8sexual @tinyscratches @slimetony @samuelroukin @topshelf2112-blog @funeral-clown @frodo-of-the-nine-fingers