not kelly clarkson

i think there should be more fics of frank going out to guys night with mateo, donnie and jesse, maybe shen (definitely not robby) while mel waits for him at home. the man is having a terrible terrible time and the only thing getting through it is because mel begged him to

Mel read him stats on male loneliness and how important social bonds are, especially later in life, she loves spending all the time she can with him, but does he remember what happened when he went to rehab and realised all his ‘friends’ were just his wife’s friends? She doesn’t want him to ever end up in that situation again. So here he is, bonding, missing Mel, being great company, and counting down the hours til he can go home to her.

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

Frank gets served divorce papers at work-truthers where are we

So so so delicious. Or like, they aren’t even dating but Frank and/or Mel overheard the other talking about how they’re so into someone but it’s unrequited and they’re frothing at the mouth with rage, like, wow, you have the love of the most perfect person alive and you don’t even want it??? the idea of them being livid at themselves and not knowing it is so 🤌🏽