they call me apollo the way i be ballin

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

irish-american chan and pjackk starring in a remake of the iron giant

last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.

all i'm saying is, if we all lobbied together to just get everybody to use trains, bicycles etc, and stop using cars, then the roads would be freed up for me, the gigantic robot, and city council might stop complaining about me being so fucking disruptive for once

his dear thingy

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

they took away his corpse again guys sorry party’s over #pjackkhasfallen2

games with like really in depth character customisation should honestly just release the customisation part seperate from the actual game as an option. i want to make. my blorbos. i dont want to spend £50+ on a game i know i will suck at