they call me apollo the way i be ballin

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

Getting pain meds got fucked up bad I really need more help please

reverse ouran. haruhi breaks the vase and the hosts are like thank god we hated that thing. Here's eight million yen

I have 8 bucks and nothing for dinner 😬 please consider donating or commissioning me if you can! Thank you for your time.

I was able to get dinner! But I'm still lacking a few items- to be frank, I mostly just wanna get milk and butter- the school closet gave me like four boxes of Mac and cheese but they didn't have any milk or butter so I can't make any of it. I also have to doordash it unless I wanna hike it in the summer heat at LEAST half an hour. My first priority once I get a job is saving up for a bike because it is REDONK getting anywhere otherwise.

I've got nothing for brekky rn; I've got one dinner (sorta, I've got burgers but no sides) and that's about it. I'm not kidding when I say I only have bits and pieces. Please consider!!

toby's stand-in persona being annoying dog is like. first of all very relatable. second of all it makes it hard to be mad at him when he does something sad to my friend susie because now i want to punt him like a football but like. that's a dog. you can't do that to a dog.

the fucking dog is going to hurt my friend susie again

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

a guy just ran right into my bayonet and it was the most sexual experience of my life. i ejaculated but i dont feel the wetness at all because of all of the mud