Spider wearing glasses

But I don’t wanna…

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

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bitches be like "i love writing fanfiction" and then constantly second guess themselves because what if they're not good enough what if it's cringe what if no one likes it what if people laugh when they see it what if i mischaracterized someone what if i didn't tag it properly what if what if what if

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

I was about to take my meds, but then the distraction machine sent me a notification (which turned out to be your app reminding me to take my meds) and now I'm distracted and have not taken my meds.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

Women werent out here creating covert zine fanfictions and fanart networks via a printer and a mail system for you to be AI generating your fic.

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[Image ID: Text reading: July 1. Too tired. /End ID]

sports car guys are so funny to me like hi yes I would like to spend a quarter million dollars on this vehicle that goes really fast so that I can go 35mph on the same street as everyone else. also can we make it so I can only have 1 other person with me at any given time and no room for groceries? can I also make sure even routine maintenance also costs more sweet thank you thats always been my dream

Reblogging again now that Russell Brand's ugly mug is back in the news to remind everyone that in the 2023 Times expose on his abusive behaviour, Daniel Sloss was the only male comedian willing to be named and quoted like "yeah that dude's a scumbag and women have been warning each other about him for years."

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

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