I love the nice guys cause its just holland being an absolute fucking idiot and horribly incompetent at his job (affectionate❤️) and then it cuts to mr jack homosexual healy over here making absolute i need to fuck him NOW eyes at holland

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography

Ryland Grace would have the craziest authors notes. "Hello, guys. Sorry I haven't updated in 11 years I just got sent to space and I didn't know they put me in a coma. Anyway, here's chapter 23. I hope you enjoy :)"

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

I uploaded page one of the comic to A03!!! I’ll try my best to stay up to date! :)

i don't even gaf about shipping discourse because i'm a big boy and a bad person for other worse reasons but if i can be real for a moment "proship DNI" in bio means nothing to me. if you want to keep me out you're going to need to line your blog with salt and iron or rat poison or something.

actually if i were to be less flippant and more brutally honest with you all my disdain for it stems from how much of it is just a thinly veiled excuse for people to fight about their fictional relationship preferences or simply for the sake of arguing without any investment in the reality of what they're claiming to represent and then take pride in their empty, performative activism. i still recommend the rat poison though.

girl help they are calling me a pedophile sympathiser in the notes for trying to point out that being disgusted by something is not the same as meaningfully working to prevent and safeguard against it by critically engaging with the complex reality of it. can i please just have the rat poison.

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3

This.