just saw project hail mary again, and my mom leaned over in the middle it to stage whisper “I’ve never in my life found Ryan Gosling attractive until now. What is making him so hot in this movie” and like girl idk there’s smthn in his water

in the car with her and completely unprompted she said, “yknow I always just thought he had a too long nose and puppy dog eyes. But MAN watching him in that movie last night. Damn boy.” she’s going through smthn rn

if you're sitting on a fanfic idea because you think it's "too weird" or "too niche" I need you to understand something: the internet is VAST and FULL of people with your exact brand of weird. that crackship that makes sense only to you? there are at least 50 people who will read it and go "oh my god FINALLY." but even if there were ZERO? you still deserve to write the thing that makes your brain light up.

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

cocks are so pretty they’re like the cutest fidget toy. you can just play with them and they get all hard and twitchy and leaky, and you even get to hear a pretty boy moaning and begging to cum while you entertain yourself. so cute.