paranoid psychotics will inherit the earth

they called the period between classic and new who the Wilderness Years because they ended the show on 7 and ace walking into the wilderness. this means that the forseeable future should be called the "Why The Fuck Is Billie Piper Here" Years

Hey jsyk op of that post disgraced their dojo

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

Convergent evolution.

Linguistic crab

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

No midroll ads and it’s just a polite man playing hitman with meditative music in the background this is actually just insane enough to be my new favorite thing to fall asleep to

“Now I will drop this man here and quietly snap his neck. The Mackerel claims its first victim” okay I’m here for life.

Audio description: the labyrinth music, with a recording of what sounds like david bowie saying “I see you’re trappped in my gay and stupid maze again” ID end. ID: a screenshot of a tumblr post that is the text version of the audio, followed up by an edit of Jared from the Labyrinth to make it look as if he’s saying that. the second image is a comment from the OP that says “I’m honoured you all think this is AI but it’s me doing the same bad bowie impression I’ve done annoyed my friends with for years. ID end.

i think it’s important to add to the description that the audio post has ‘stupid’ pronounced as ‘schewpit’

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

"why do you always talk about carrying narcan with the same memey tone as ibuprofenposting? like what is this bit, what are you doing" 1. I am actively trying to make it seem like an easy, normal, and non-intimidating thing to do. which it is! a lot of people have access to naloxone but don't think to actually get any because they think they don't have a reason to need it, but if they just saw three memes about being a narcangirl then next time they see some on offer for free to the public then they might remember "wait. I'm the public. I, too, can be a narcangirl." 2. this isn't even a bit for me I am genuinely like this. me and my narcan #mynarcan

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child