fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation
My brother and I trying to piece together our dadâs life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again
When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were âI told them they shouldnât have hanged that woman. Well by damn theyâre paying nowâ and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means
My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, âOh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, sheâll be fine.â Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.
No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.
We were driving through Old Country once and my grandpa Sasha randomly went âoh this is where we blew up that bridge as kids, I guess it got rebuiltâ
(Three or so months before my Dad passed, in the middle of one of his laid-back rants about kids todayâŚ)
Dad: âWe didnât even have a high school prom.â
(Pause.)
Dad: âThey cancelled it.â
(Pause.)
Dad: âBecause we burned down a school bus. Senior prank got out of control.â
Me: âInteresting that you never mentioned this when I was in high school.â
Dad: âFuck no, I would not have told you this back then.â




























