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I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN

caffinatedstory

I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened. but then I noticed your fucking /hilarious/ attempt at writing “we’ve run out of butter” I’m not sure if you know but you just basically wrote: “We drove out of the lubrication”

dude-the-ancient-dragon

THE POST FROM THE LEGENDS! IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREEN CAPS!

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fishgrrrl

Imagining eva stratt bullying an optometrist into making like four extra pairs of glasses with grace’s prescription just in case.

Imagining carl bringing up that eyesight can change over time on the jet flight back and eva turning their plane around, marching back into the building, and changing her order because god forbid her scientist isn’t able to see all his important science stuff.

Imagining grace floating around with cracked glasses that don’t really work that well for most of his flight back to erid until he digs to the bottom of the storage area and finds a small pack with like 6 pairs of glasses with slightly different prescriptions.

Imagining rocky bullying grace saying ‘just learn echolocation statement’

wimze

"Rock, buddy, I don't have the necessary body parts for echolocation--"

"🎶🎶SKILL ISSUE🎶🎶...........statement."

dogpuppy

#me

dogpuppy

Can’t wait for December to see Doomsday so that I can be gay about Florence Pugh and my husband can be gay about Pedro Pascal

#the bi4bi experience

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avalonjoan

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

sternfleck

My resume

thottistani-deactivated20220220

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

garbage-empress

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

#3 and a half

dogpuppy

#me getting into a car accident while listening to the escape from margaritaville episode of MBMBAM

loredwy

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

would-you-punt-them

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

jeaninelatragedia

holy shit.

frustratedasatruar

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

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reasonandfaithinharmony

…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)

dogpuppy

that might be one of my friends, they’re pissed because i keep showing them the AI video of Paul McCartney in Chinese with the horses where he looks like bad yogurt and they know you made it

I didn’t make it…

Lennon_lad on ig made it!!!

I do enjoy how you said he looks like bad yogurt…

byjove

at least now we know why he has yet to return when Britain is in peril

byjove

he is slowly walking from Jamaica to Britain on the seafloor like Dracula (2020)

sylviii

was asked to make a transmasc version of the meme

deimosbreakfrost

Reblog to make more hot as fuck trans men exist in this world we're in

the-haiku-bot

Reblog to make more

hot as fuck trans men exist

in this world we’re in

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dragonpyre

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

rootbeerrex

starting a collection

clever-fandom-reference

If I may submit:

kisskisscantfallinlove

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b0tster

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

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