À vaillant coeur rien d’impossible

Oh I hate this so much, incredible job OP

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

Incredibly stupid facet of human biology that stress can weaken the immune system and exacerbate illness, like "oh things are going badly, let's make more things worse too"

World Heritage Post

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it's been a hard week.

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

[ID: screenshot of a comment reading: I guess you could interpret it that way if you wanted something to be upset about /END ID]