À vaillant coeur rien d’impossible

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

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Oh I hate this so much, incredible job OP

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

Incredibly stupid facet of human biology that stress can weaken the immune system and exacerbate illness, like "oh things are going badly, let's make more things worse too"

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*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.