Room-Temperature Fuzz

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

if footbinding were still around, bitches on tiktok would call it selfcare and say "dont comment on women's bodies/choices" to anyone who criticizes the practice

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

blast my stupid baja life

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack