the worst thing that could possibly happen to ao3 is it being put on the app store so please stop asking for it because you don't understand what would happen if that went through. ao3's whole deal is it archives EVERYTHING, while the apple app store's whole deal is keeping everything clean and safe. so if ao3 were to have an app all of the 'bad' stuff, including nsfw in general, would have to be censored at best or would be purged at worse. the google play store is more lax but who fucking knows what GOOGLE would police if they got their hands on the archive. do not ask for an app. do not use third party apps. it's on mobile browser functioning perfectly, just fucking use that before you ruin everything for everyone please.

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me

referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.

*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*

patch that says "service dog do not pet" but its on a punk jacket

patch that says "in training, ask before petting me" but its on a punk jacket

Patch that said “this machine kills fascists” but it’s on a service dog vest

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles, and forcing them to act out popular movies. Because, let me tell you, I read a fic like that with the original Yugioh cast acting out Disney’s Aladdin approximately fifteen years ago, and it is to this day one of the one of the most unhinged pieces of media I’ve ever consumed.

the problem with green screens is that they don’t provide enough enrichment in the actor enclosure

they need scenery to chew on

*shakes fictional character* where is the rest of your information I want to know more about you

“Philosophy should be about resolving linguistic technicalities” vs. “Philosophy should be about how to live well” is a debate which is very easily overcome by resolving linguistic technicalities

or just not giving a fuck, and living well.