I‘ll be your android girl

you can tell kris is tma because the go-to pronoun people have for this therian nonbinary teenager who wears the same dysphoria sweater every day and has a cabinet in their dark world room that mentions being able to wear whatever they'd like and has a can of unused Pizza Spray Deodorant For Boys in their bathroom and uses apple shampoo and has a dark world palette that is essentially the trans flag and who explicitly hates the starkly heteronormative-esque abuse ( which is topped off by putting a ring on a finger , no less , ) that you put noelle thru in the weird route so hard they beat the fuck out of you in a trash can and is implied to be suicidal or previously suicidal or perhaps even self harms ( or is at the very least weirdly into knives ) and has weird repressed memories that include such bangers as ManCountry ( you used to belong there but now you don't ) is. He/Him.

thank you for appreciating my boobs calculator joke but the real overlooked gem of this post is rogers false elk. basically this entire post was just an excuse to come up with a hypothetical monster called rogers false elk. its just so pleasing to me. does nobody care him? does nobody but me care for rogers false elk?

psychic katy perry: oh my god did you just think wig

katy perry in the #deep short film setting where straight people are oppressed: oh my god did you just not say wig

philosopher katy perry: oh my god did you just live a life according to the doctrine of wig

doubtless katy perry: you just said wig.

solipsist katy perry: oh my god did i just say wig

call that attending an Executive Function