I‘ll be your android girl

i also wish we could all "just get along" but we have to actually do something about the material structures preventing that rather than waxing poetic about some vague sense of idealistic unity

Anyway Rainbow Dash and Ralsei are both lesbians and they've made out with eachother. It's canon.

Hell yeah bunny girl get in the lesbian cuddle puddle

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

i LOVE the word decorum . like please! have some decorum ✋

they really don't make Bigass Cabinet For Computer anymore. we were at the used furniture warehouse the other day & they had so many. that's the way things should be. lock away that wretched machine when you're done looking at it