Every Day I Wake Up

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

Let’s fucking go

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

does anyone else remember being a hapless american child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just hate canadians? this book is $8 here and $13 there, that feels..... mean somehow

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

its a shame olruggio's hair has always been short so he didn't even get to chance to put it up into a messy bun when they sold him to the great hall

the little berries and cream ass mid length grown out bob is killing me

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[ID: Two screenshots from Naruto. In the first one, Jiraiya says, "The three temptations are booze, women and money..." In the second, Naruto replies, "Oh, then this doesn't really apply to me all that much!" End ID.]

*me working in the insides of a machine* shush, I need to focus, this is very intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intricate.