Oliver MacGlynn (radioactive edition)

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

What doesn’t kill you makes you kind of a freak apparently

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

fuck being likeable I'm about to chase everyone away with a rusty knife, watch me.

ENOUGH “submissive and breedable”. what about “bloody, eyes glinting with resentful rage, and breedable” huh. what about that.