Jules of Nature
Keni
Misplaced Lens Cap
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
Three Goblin Art
Show & Tell
Andulka
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
will byers stan first human second
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@thetabirb
@thetabirb left for vacation six hours ago and I'm already in redecorating mode
[ID: Blue message bubbles from me with the following text: "You know how sometimes pet owners come home to discover their dog has just torn up the house or like a pillow or whatever" "I wonder if it's the same instinct you have to start fucking with shit instantly when I leave"]
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@thetabirb scattered cayanne-coated birdseed outside but didn't disperse it very widely so now like
[Image Description: the "The girls are fighting" meme, showing a mockup emergency presidential alert on a phone that has been edited to say in allcaps "the birds are fighting ["fighting" with four Gs]. End I.D]
The house sparrows are fighting each other, the house finch keeps squaring up, the chipping sparrow is too afraid to get near, the mourning doves are bullying everyone and themselves, and the blue Jay is making damn sure everyone knows it's his bird seed when he's there. The European starlings are staying out of it and the Cardinals have surprisingly yet to start shit.
*set to the tune of the Tubby Nugget "Grocery" song*
🎶Going to the pet shelter
And maybe I'll adopt a ham.
Gotta go in for an interview
So that I can adopt a ham.
Haven't got it all set up, but I'm preparing for it, yeah.
Gonna leave today empty handed
But HamHam I'll be back!🎶
Ugh oral surgery today
I have giveth strict instructions that @thetabirb is to confiscate my phone once I'm out, so you won't be getting any laughing gas posting out of me
Which is BULLSHIT by the way, the internet deserves to see the laughing gas antics
And I deserve my dignity
This is tumblr, where dignity goes to die
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Ugh oral surgery today
I have giveth strict instructions that @thetabirb is to confiscate my phone once I'm out, so you won't be getting any laughing gas posting out of me
Which is BULLSHIT by the way, the internet deserves to see the laughing gas antics
[Image Description: the "The Air Hurts My Face" meme, showing a sad little doodle person in a knit cap and scarf, this time with a crudely doodle red rescue inhaler floating beside them. The text has been edited to say "the air wants to kill me. Why did we create a world where the air wants to kill me". End I.D]
"oh I'm @thetabirb I just got out of a tornado shelter oh look the sky over there is green! oh look! look at this hail! Oh listen to those sounds of those sirens! I think I'm gonna go out and drive to a restaurant! Lovely day, innit?"
fucker
It's pretty cool hail though
[ID: a hand holding half a hailstone, rings of different qualities of ice visible like the rings of a geode]
You've heard of Helium Pig
Now get ready for
[Image Description: chat message by me that says "I'm going to have to kill it, I don't want to use my epipen goat [sic]", followed by the correction "today". End I.D]
Hey! Spin this Wheel of all Pokemon Abilities!
You now have this Ability in your real life!
How do you feel?
HELL YEAH THIS IS AWESOME
This is extremely great!
This is very good!
This is… pretty good
This… could be worse?
I feel utterly neutral about this
This has very strong upsides and downsides, feel conflicted
This is basically useless to me!
This… isn’t great
This sucks…
This is really bad, actually!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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@arctic-hands tell the people about the surprise that came with your new backpack, they deserve to know
I hate you
And saying "new" is very liberal, it came from ThredUp
Yeah I mean it was definitely used
Don't remind me
whats the treat🥺
[Image Description: the No Talk Me I Angy meme, showing an orange and white kitten pouting while facing away from the camera. End I.D]
"Treat" is an excellent way to describe the reaction they gave when pulling an insert out of the backpack only for a mysterious pink object to plop to the floor, which upon closer inspection was in fact a definitely unwashed lacy pink thong
@arctic-hands tell the people about the surprise that came with your new backpack, they deserve to know
I hate you
And saying "new" is very liberal, it came from ThredUp
Yeah I mean it was definitely used
@arctic-hands tell the people about the surprise that came with your new backpack, they deserve to know
Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
thats because its plance. there are others as well
Oh right @thelittlemisssassypants told me to post 6 non-selfie photos the other day and then I didn't
[Photo of a round slice of jackfruit.]
[A screenshot of the YouTube thumbnail for the Shoot From The Hip longform play Were-Cowboys? depicting Sam Russell on the ground, a feral-looking Luke Manning, and a full moon.]
[Image Description: photo of Steven the Baltimore mallard/Muscovey duck hybrid–mostly black with a white chest and speckled head–chilling between a small field of snow and the water of the Harbor.]
[A photo of a JetPens hall, showing a 5 pack box of Stabilo mini highlighters in blue, green, pink, orange, and yellow; an A5 light blue Apica C.D. notebook; a Moomin-themed Uni Jetstream pen on top of the blue Apica; a black Sakura Sumo vinyl eraser; and an A6 red Apica Premium C.D. notebook.
[Photo of a coloring book open to the head of a T-rex, with an 8 pack box of Crayola Cosmic Crayons next to it. The t-rex has been colored pink, yellow, and blue.
[Photo of a bonsai olive tree, lit up from beneath by a pink light, in the middle of a huge greenhouse. End I.Ds]
@thetabirb check your notifications for once bc i KNOW you were tagged in the same post i was, @oracleofselfies , @dancingsorrow , @hikineet-trash , @onetobeamup , @sirmarsian No obligation from anyone other than theta bc i am actually physically able to annoy her into doing it
Uhh I don't take pictures very often, my camera roll is mostly screenshots I don't bother to delete, but I'll try to find some mildly interesting things
[ID: Close up photo of an all-black pigeon looking over its shoulder] A lil guy I saw at the Boston train station that I liked
[ID: Photo of the screen of a DS playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team. The player's lone Ninetales is surrounded on all sides by a total of 11 Electrike. The stairs are nearby, but blocked by said Electrike] Situation I got myself into in Wish Cave. For the record, I did somehow make it out of this. Pass Scarf OP.
[ID: Photo of a painted portrait from the shoulders up in a lineless, anime-inspired artstyle. The subject is a smiling androgynous light-skinned sky-blue-haired man in a blue outfit.] My first attempt at using paint pens, done kinda on a whim. I think it's alright seeing as I've never touched the medium before and had a very limited color palette.
[ID: A photo taken in a residential area of snow falling, illuminated in a bright blue-green by a streetlight.] I was happy to get an actual good photo of snowfall for once
[ID: A lime, peeled and separated into slices. One of the slices has been bitten in half.] It's a lot harder than you'd think to peel a lime. And no, it did not taste good.
[ID: A photo taken from a deck, looking down at a river illuminated by the yellow-orange glow of sunset] Genuinely astounded I managed to take a photo that accurately depicts how gorgeous this view was.
I'm not tagging anyone
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was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.
i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved
@thetabirb
>be me
>be in physical therapy
>be working on knee strength in physical therapy
>pedal machine time
>feeling the burn
>like. REALLY feeling the burn
>ow my calves
>'they must have the resistance set up pretty high'
>look down at machine settings
>it's set to level one
fuck these weak ass noodle appendages #MyNoodleAppendages
