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i’m so glad i’ve never gotten over anything in my life it makes listening to music so fun

Racist user who hears that Native Americans that cannot afford health insurance nor new school supplies believes they will magically have money to move out of their reservations

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

its okay for me to poison the kings wine i have really big boobs

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

would anyone's imaginary cheetah be friends with mine...

my imaginary cheetah would be friends with yours

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have