Devil Nobody

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

Weird young lady with a low husky voice and rings under her eyes hesitates for a statistically significant amount of time when faced with an "I'm a human" checkbox

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

Yup im just another homo loser with no hope for future i guess i should just wash my ass all day,like a stupid fuck

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes