Devil Nobody

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

What is up with lefty types pushing to learn practical skills (sewing/gardening/etc whatever) as like "you'll need to know this after The Revolution:tm:" and not, like, "this is a useful skill to help yourself & others in your communities Right Now". You all sound like doomsday preppers and it's weirding me out. We don't have to prep for communist rapture maybe thee revolution starts with helping your neighbors

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LIKE....... it's weird. It's a subtle distinction but it's weird. People wanna be protagonists in post apocalypse movies so bad & when you're like "well that's not going to fucking happen innit" they call you a counterrevolutionary. Like yeah no I'm on board with dismantling the establishment etc etc I'm just saying you're being fucking weird about it. This is an action movie hero fantasy in a gen z aesthetic trenchcoat. You can just repair your clothes and feed people Right Now

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If your friend starts making home made sour dough, it's too late, you will have to kill them

the longer this kitten stays with me the worst its gonna hurt when my parents inevitably take him from me. but im just trying to love and enjoy him while i have him

monkeys paw curled my parents just told me they found someone to take him </3

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

Soon it will be time for puppies.

parents will traumatize you and then ask why you act traumatized

divorce makes this even better cause then both parents will blame the other for traumatizing you

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