Devil Nobody

ask not for whom the big time rushes

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

got monster energy drink in my left eye n now i can see the ghosts of dudes named hunter with it

we need to put a watergun on a satellite that shoots the earth in one spot forever and jt makes a stalagmite that reaches all the way into space and that will push earths center of rotation closer to itss surface so we start swinging around crazy as fuck and start colliding with other planets and fucking everything up just like the most confusing thing possible for any alien observing us to see

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother