Devil Nobody

Reblog if you remember what it felt like to live in the cambrian period

music is stupid

music is for bad idiots 🫂

So everyone should die?

Obviously

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

If we had more, maybe it would be easier to get the shitty ones fucking replaced. The board isn't going to do much to the only endocrinologist in the state who takes Medicaid, you know? But if there were more than, idk, maybe 5? Maybe then?

More importantly if you needed less money and less physical stamina to become a doctor, people with less money and less physical stamina could become doctors, which would increase diversity and improve patient care.

truthberry (makes you tell the truth) vs lieberry (gives you an immediate understanding of the dewey decimal system)

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

i understand its chronic pain but every day seems a bit excessive

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!