Okay, imagine you are a tech priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus. You have an entire army of fit, beautiful cyborg twinks that love being mind-controlled by you and think it’s the ultimate form of pleasure to serve. You have one tentacle for each cyborg boytoy and can keep ordering new stock from the forge world

Oh there’s one you’re not into? Don’t worry you can modify his appearance and uniform according to your preferences!

Oh you want something spicier? You can send them at the enemy and watch a livestream of huge armoured monsters taking them apart straight from their own eye cameras!

Even in canon, Skitarii uniforms are designed to be extremely sexualised. Slender androgynous silhouette compared to the other bulky armies, gas mask and tight fitting leather, flowing trench coat, heeled boots. Plenty of trailing cable for the enemy to grab and tie them up with…

For further research, please refer to the novel ‘Skitarius’ by Rob Sanders. In the narrative, the main character (Haldron-44 Stroika) is a loyal, brave officer who is repeatedly captured and bullied by enemies. You will see my rendition of him above as the silver-haired, one eyed twink. A tech priest takes control of his body and humiliates him in front of an entire army as power play. A Dark Mechanicum priest ties him to a surgical table and teases him. And the Iron Warriors… sweet Omnissiah if I say what happens I will be suspended. But I have written a 12k word fanfic about his life as a Chaos toy, which has often been described as the sickest fanfic ever made for Warhammer (search ‘To Break a Soldier of the Machine God’ on AO3)

This is but a small example of such possibilities. I have no doubt that a Necron Overlord would collect harems of cute Skitarii to serve him. They are also prized pets among the Chaos Legions and Dark Eldar.

All evidence point to the fact that Skitarii are bottoms wishing to be defeated and taught their place while they worship you.

Thank you for coming to my speech.

Happy Femboy Day, cuties! <3

Happy Valentine’s Day, cuties!

A valentine to all my femboys out there:

“Whether you’re with or without partners, remember you’re awesome, lovely, and adorable.

Put on those cute thigh highs and garters, and may you look especially submissive and breedable.”

Big femboy “heya!” from the absentee me. . 3 .

Guess who~

SIGNAL BOOST

A former staff engineer, who recently left Tumblr and asked to remain anonymous for professional reasons, tells Vox that the NSFW ban was “in the works for about six months as an official project,” adding that it was given additional resources and named “Project X” in September, shortly before it was announced to the rest of the company at an all-hands meeting. “[The NSFW ban] was going to happen anyway,” the former engineer told me. “Verizon pushed it out the door after the child pornography thing and made the deadline sooner,” but the real problem was always that Verizon couldn’t sell ads next to porn.

Porn on Tumblr is something Verizon needs to wipe out if it’s going to make any money off what it thinks is actually valuable about the platform — enormous fandom and social justice communities that, just before the Verizon acquisition, Khalaf was insisting the staff figure out how to better monetize.

On that note-