I Swear I Know What I’m Doing

sometimes in knitting you just have to go 'nobody but me will notice this mistake' and keep going

I highly recommend doing the same thing in life.

Every time I see some joke about Star Trek-style teleporter technology I'm like "I should write a story about the potential of this technology re: the whole 'killing and copying people' thing and the ramifications of being able to essentially print people" and then I remember I already wrote it. Every single time.

Again, just so everyone knows where this blog stands

realizing I could technically say “yeah my mother wanted a girl so she dressed me like a little girl” to explain my childhood photos and it would technically be correct and win me much more sympathy than just saying I’m trans

“you’re right it IS weird to force children to live as a gender they know they are not”

i love markarth. really really love markarth

you cannot act ethically in markarth. if you buy a steak at the market you're a cannibal. if you visit the museum you're funding a shady academic's unsafe research expeditions. if you save a woman from being stabbed you're aiding and abetting an imperial spy. if you give a beggar money you end up breaking into a temple. if you think the haunted house might be fun, well,

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

Reblog when you get it…

THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Actually considering the wide range and overlap of pelvic structures of all sexes, it’s more likely they will identify your gender based on your belongings, burial, and culture! So basically, darling, serve cunt hard enough and the archeologists will see that cunt, too ❤️

never getting over “the archeologists will see that cunt”

agemaxing by working 5 jobs and looking 60 by 25

Ok I guess. But it happens to everyone, it’s inevitable, and trying to stop it only cause self-hate. Might as well embrace it

great job telling someone to kill themselves over a harmless post! Maybe you should go touch grass!

Cranky because you can't stop the concept of linear time, aren't you?

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING RESEARCH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT INSTEAD OF SPREADING REACTIONARY BULLSHIT I HAVE PROVIDED SOURCES NOW LOOK AT THEM OR GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH

22 years old and you're like this? smh no but fr put on sunscreen. that's it. that's the only "anti-aging" shit that matters and honestly it's there to prevent skin cancer. fuck looking young, i just don't want cancer. for me or for you

Thank you all for a fantastic post-reading experience, wasn't expecting to see someone saying "kys" in reply to being told humans are mortal

I fucked up that was supposed to be grill

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

I've seen this post before but it only just occurred to me that there might be some sort of underlying reason that "places where bears are" and "places where people name stars after bears" overlap.

Reblogging for that last comment.

saw a pigeon scratching itself with its foot like a doggie at the bus stop today. delightful