i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another
to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake
Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her
Same same! I still don’t know all her talents. She told me she could sing, speak, act, and dance but I was like “Show me.” She spoke at a church gathering and boyyy she can act angry and you wouldn’t know she was kidding.
One time, she danced the tango and the robot dance and I WAS SHOOK—
AND SHE HAS THIS SUPER CRAZY ACCURATE INTUITION. So in my elementary school year, there was this friend I called BFF and we promised to be BFFs forever and I brought her home one time (with permission) and my mom talked to her and sorta observed her. When she left, my mom told me to stop being friends with her since she doesn’t like me and that she wouldn’t last long as a friend. A few months later, my former BFF gives me the cold shoulder, steers the whole friend group away from me, and talked about me behind my back. Then in middle school, she said the same thing to one of my new friends. Later, the whole friend group 2.0 gets me, ostracizes me, tells me all the things I know that I’m not perfect on, gives me the cold shoulder, sends me demeaning text messages, etc. SO YES, mothers are amazing—especially their intuition.
