writer vs. muse: the animation

I tried to scroll over this

i saw this a few times but I just realized what was happening, this is sick

FUCKHANDS MCMIKE

“Stop burning things down to tell everyone about your kid’s penis.”

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

Where was it before?

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

Wh

What the fuck

Reblog if you were here for top button

fucking GET you

i have a novel concept: evil face mask! it sucks the moisture from your skin & clogs up your pores

makeup

"oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs" and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

Oh they were shot in the knee by an arrow…..BY CUPID.

I knew this tbh, but i have to still laugh that it took people this long to realize this

Plot twist: meme is actually centuries old.

Great realization: the female guards say the line too, which means a bunch of lady Nords have been the ones to get down on one knee and propose

tbh i thought it was a joke about how marriage is terrible at first but this is a WHOLESOME TURN OF TABLES