I am the Wizard of Scum Vullage

oooooh i got plany of disk space

The old world is dying. The new world had that thing happen where the umbilical cord gets caught around the neck as it's coming out, yuuuurk, no new world either. So it's basically just gonna be monsters forever

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

hey man. i get that you're the newest pilot on the crew and i don't know what your last work environment was like, but most of the time we have to share the mechs. they aren't like, personalized or bonded with your brain or any of that sci-fi shit. you aren't really supposed to get attached to them emotionally. and you most certainly are *not* permitted to jerk off in them.

y'all didn't like this one very much huh

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974