Nice Rispy Treats

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill