bog unicorn, inc.

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

always thinking about that Oxford study that found half of adults define "young people hanging around in groups" as "anti-social behaviour"

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

When the album is so good it pulls your pants down and fingers you in public

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone