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You've heard of "shrimps is bugs," now get ready for
SHRIMPS IS DRUGS

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Paranasal Sinuses and Mastoid Air Cells: Grossly clear.
Did a head MRI, got the results in today. They said my sinuses are grossly clear. So I guess Flonase really works, since my allergist told me last week that I was super congested!
So I do 3D modeling and printing as a hobby, and a few weeks ago I designed wheel guards meant to prevent office chairs from running over cables and clothes... or your pet's tail.
I got the idea from cowcatchers old locomotives used to have.
Anyways, yesterday I uploaded the model to Thingiverse, and just hours after uploading it, the Community Relationship Manager of the whole website left a comment suggesting I enter the model into a competition that's currently being held on the site.
So I did... and now it's in third place not even a day later. First place is $500, but the competition still has a month to go.
Then the Community Manager contacted me again, telling me they want to feature my model in anΒ upcoming design promotion.
Just, what is happening? I mostly made this thing for myself in, like, an hour, and now it's suddenly super popular? This is all a little bit overwhelming π΅βπ«
Other models I worked on for weeks didn't get nearly as popular. I swear, it's impossible to predict what people will like.
Anyways, if you want to print the wheel guards yourself, you can get the model here or here.
I also made a quiet version you can stick furniture felt pads on.
People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!
I always assume this is asking about types of cancer, but it would be really funny for me to be wrong.
My manager is openly falsifying my timecard because...? He doesn't want to submit payroll corrections, I guess?
I know Payroll gets pretty snooty about timecards that get approved with errors but I also think you as a manager deserve their disapproval when you are the one doing the error approving.
Dude has 20 years of experience as a manager with this company and still can't figure out the basics.

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I got a fitness tracker so I can monitor my heart rate while doing PT at home. Probably the best benefit is that my watch now tells me when when I'm stressed.
Preparing for job interview (for the same promotion I didn't get two years ago and then had to cover anyways because the new hire sucked at it)? Apparently that reads as "extremely stressed."
Surprisingly effective outsourcing tool for us chronically dissociated, power-through-it folks.
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Happy Pride!
mmmmm the current American Red Cross promotion is a huuuuge beach towel and I really really want one. Plus double points for platelets.
I haven't been able to do a donation yet this year, between surgery and being flared up and an endless barrage of labwork. But my last set of labs just came back clean-ish and I don't feel sickly at the moment.
So the question is....... will my neuro PT be upset with me if I do a platelet donation the day before our session? And should I be a good steward and ask for permission, or should I be a godless gremlin-patient who asks for forgiveness instead?
Neuro OT said it should be fine, so now I have a scapegoat in case neuro PT doesn't like it πͺ
Downside: Neuro OT made me do a horrible nerve flossing exercise and it burns and I hate it.
Update: Neuro PT was upset with me, but he begrudged that if neuro OT says it's fine, then it's fine.
The beach towel is huuuuuuuuge.
Based on the video description you wrote I get the sense you don't yet know that elliespectacular and DaThings are the same person
I was not aware οΌβο½βοΌ
It's lucky 10,000 day for me!

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Happy 24-6-01!
[ Video description: A youtube poop of Prologue: Work Song from Les Miserables (2012), evocative of "24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole."
Javert: It's pride month, 24601! You know what that means! (Javert hands Valjean a progress pride flag)
Valjean: Huh? What? You want me to steal a gay loaf of bread? ...What?
/end ]
CBS Watson is............ bad lmfao
It should be so much better than it is. All the pieces are there, it's like handcrafted to be something I would consume with fiery hunger....... and yet it just. Underwhelms.
Oh yeah, I post about my work's OSHA violations on here sometimes, right?
The basement floods when it rains. Known issue, with work orders going back several years. (Actually, the ceiling drips now too, which is such a cool development, but not relevant here.)
Anyways, they put down these mats that are filled with super absorbent powder that drinks up water and becomes a gel, like the stuff that's in diapers.
No idea who put those mats there, but they've never been replaced since they first appeared a few months ago. So they're oversaturated and leaking wet gel-goo all over the floor now.
Given that my life's goal is apparently bankrupting this company via worker's comp, I naturally slipped on that gooey shit today and overextended my hip. π Hoping this is the incident report that finally gets someone to fix the goddamn flooding situation already.
Surely we can all agree that this is the normal amount of workplace flooding, right? ...Right?
Note that the bins in the last picture are there solely to catch ceiling water. And those things on the left side are the goo-oozing absorbent mats, plus some normal rags for good measure.
But it's just a hospital, nothing important going on here Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Oh yeah, I post about my work's OSHA violations on here sometimes, right?
The basement floods when it rains. Known issue, with work orders going back several years. (Actually, the ceiling drips now too, which is such a cool development, but not relevant here.)
Anyways, they put down these mats that are filled with super absorbent powder that drinks up water and becomes a gel, like the stuff that's in diapers.
No idea who put those mats there, but they've never been replaced since they first appeared a few months ago. So they're oversaturated and leaking wet gel-goo all over the floor now.
Given that my life's goal is apparently bankrupting this company via worker's comp, I naturally slipped on that gooey shit today and overextended my hip. π Hoping this is the incident report that finally gets someone to fix the goddamn flooding situation already.
mmmmm the current American Red Cross promotion is a huuuuge beach towel and I really really want one. Plus double points for platelets.
I haven't been able to do a donation yet this year, between surgery and being flared up and an endless barrage of labwork. But my last set of labs just came back clean-ish and I don't feel sickly at the moment.
So the question is....... will my neuro PT be upset with me if I do a platelet donation the day before our session? And should I be a good steward and ask for permission, or should I be a godless gremlin-patient who asks for forgiveness instead?
Neuro OT said it should be fine, so now I have a scapegoat in case neuro PT doesn't like it πͺ
Downside: Neuro OT made me do a horrible nerve flossing exercise and it burns and I hate it.

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mmmmm the current American Red Cross promotion is a huuuuge beach towel and I really really want one. Plus double points for platelets.
I haven't been able to do a donation yet this year, between surgery and being flared up and an endless barrage of labwork. But my last set of labs just came back clean-ish and I don't feel sickly at the moment.
So the question is....... will my neuro PT be upset with me if I do a platelet donation the day before our session? And should I be a good steward and ask for permission, or should I be a godless gremlin-patient who asks for forgiveness instead?
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